Yes Mom?

This was  made in  3 hours for the Trijam, however due to exporting issues I was unable to submit.

You're a kid who wants to go out and play, but first, you gotta do your chores. You don't wanna do your chores, but mamma says! You must work your way out of the house so you can go and play, but parents can always tell when you're lying, so that's off the table. Can you use your silver tongue to get out of this one? It's a simple question: True or False?

List O' Problems (READ CAREFULLY): 

• Your room's a mess, you haven't cleaned it in years
• You're barely scraping by in school with a C after your last assignment
• The dog needs to be walked
• The recycling bin is full of botched paper airplanes
• Mom wants a hug

Explanations Below:

V

V

V

V

V

Come on, you're gonna have to go deeper than that! Don't CHEAT

V

V

V

V

V

• You've cleaned your room during your lifespan
• Did yes, well, no
• Yes, you walked him yesterday, but Bear relieved himself on the carpet and you're in big trouble
• You squished down the paper to make room on your way out the door
• You're not that dirty.  Momma puttin' that roof over your head remember?